Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 4
“Fear, Itself” · Season 4
In this episode: Xander Harris (4), Rupert Giles (4), Buffy Summers (3), Willow Rosenberg (3), Anya Jenkins (2), Oz (2)
You haven't called. Not once!
You said you were over me.
And you just accepted that? I only said that because I thought that's what you wanted to hear.
Well, that's the funny thing about me. I tend to hear the actual words people say and accept them at face value.
That's stupid.
I accept that.
[about her costume] I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake, plus she has that close relationship with God.
[to Oz] And you are?
[Oz opens his jacket and reveals a name tag that says "God."]
Of course. I wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been God.
Blasphemer.
[reading from the book] "The summoning spell for Gachnar can be shut down in one of two ways. Destroying the Mark of Gachnar..."
[Buffy promptly stamps into the floor, destroying the Mark on the floor and tearing up the boards; she looks very self-satisfied]
[greatly irritated] "...is not one of them, and will, in fact, immediately bring forth the fear demon itself!"
[The demon Gachnar slowly emerges from the pentacle in the floor... and is revealed to be just six inches tall.]
This is Gachnar?
[looks down mockingly at Gachnar] Big overture, little show.
[in a squeaky voice]: I am the Dark Lord of Nightmares! The Bringer of Terror! Tremble before me! Fear me!
He... he's so cute!
Tremble!
[Xander pokes a finger at the tiny demon, speaking to it as if to a puppy.]
Who's a little fear demon? Come on! Who's a little fear demon?
Don't taunt the fear demon.
Why, can he hurt me?
No, it's just... tacky.
[After defeating Gachnar, Giles looks back at the small image of him in the book]
Bloody hell, the inscription!
What?
I should've translated the Gaelic inscription beneath the picture.
What does it say?
... Actual size.
[After defeating Gachnar, Giles looks back at the small image of him in the book]
Some quality treats here, Giles.
Please finish them.
This is much better. There is no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.
I think I'm gonna barf.
Except that.
What?
That's your scary costume?
Bunnies frighten me.
Oh, bloody hell. The inscription.
What's the matter?
I should've translated the Gaelic inscription under the illustration of Gachnar.
What's it say?
"Actual size."
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