Aren't you too young to be a bartender?
Au contraire, mon frere.
Mon frere means brother.
Mon girl-frere. Behold! [holds up a fake ID]
I don't believe this is entirely on the up and up.
What gives it away?
Looking at it.
“Beer Bad” · Season 4
In this episode: Xander Harris (4), Willow Rosenberg (3), Buffy Summers (2), Rupert Giles (1), Oz (1)
Buffy that is my best friend you need to think about not Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.
Nothing can defeat the penis! [looks around] Too loud, very unseemly.
Hey, you got a table.
I had to kill a man.
Well it's a really good table.
I can't believe you served Buffy that beer.
I didn't know it was evil.
You knew it was beer!
Well, excuse me, Mr. I-spent-the-sixties-in-an-electric-Kool-Aid-funky-Satan-groove!
It was the early seventies, and you should know better.
And was there a lesson in all this? huh? What did we learn about beer?
Foamy.
Good, just as long as that's clear. Anyways I think the boys in the car are contained for the time being. This'll give them some time to ponder the geo-political ramifications of being mean to me!
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