AAnya
I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked.
Really? You know, if I'm in the checkout lane at the Wal-Mart, I've had that same one.
“The Harsh Light of Day” · Season 4
In this episode: Xander Harris (3), Buffy Summers (2), Spike (2), Anya Jenkins (2), Harmony Kendall (2), Willow Rosenberg (1)
What's the matter, Spike? Dru dump you again?
Maybe I dumped her!
She left him for a fungus demon. That's all he talks about most days.
Harm!
AAnya
I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
And the amazing thing? Still more romantic than Faith.
Whoa! Giles has a TV! Everybody... Giles has a TV, he's shallow like us!
Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?
No.
Can I make him a vampire?
No. [Beat] Wait, on second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids as well.
So what I'm wondering is, does this always happen? Sleep with a guy, and he goes all evil? God, I'm just a fool.
Well, maybe you made a mistake, but that's okay. Next time, what?
Parker said it's okay to make mistakes. It was sweet.
No, it wasn't. He was saying that so you would take a chance and sleep with him. He's a poophead.
You're right. He's... manipulative and shallow. And why doesn't he want me? Am I repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you'd tell me, right?
I'm your friend. I would call you repulsive in a second.
Maybe Parker and I could still work it out. Do you-you think that we could still work it out?
I think you're missing something about the whole poophead principle.
You know, you go on ahead. I-I think I'm gonna go take a walk.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
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