And you thought your days of sneaking out of your room were over.
No such luck. Kathy's nice and all, but she's... she's sort of... I don't know, like 'mini-mom of Momdonia.'
“Living Conditions” · Season 4
In this episode: Buffy Summers (6), Oz (4), Willow Rosenberg (3)
You guys can do the brain thing, I'm gonna go to class.
Which could also be construed as the 'brain thing'.
Not when you're minoring in Nap 101.
... so then Kathy's like, "It's share time." And I'm like, "Oh yeah? Share this!"
[She punches the air.]
So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserves it, don't you think?
Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy.
[about Kathy] You're right. Ooh! She's even affecting my work, now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black cancer!
[She brings her foot up, around and down onto a bench, breaking it in two.]
She's... other really bad things.
On the plus side you've killed the bench, which was looking shifty.
[on the phone with Rupert Giles] Giles, I just talked to Buffy and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. [pause] No, not bitchy crazy, more like... homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, OK?
So then, Kathy's like, "It's share time," and I'm like, "Oh yeah? Share this."
[She punches the air.]
So either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Well, I didn't do either, actually, but she deserves it, don't you think?
Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.
Oh, Kathy does. She deserves to be locked in an invisible box and blown away by an imaginary wind and...
Forced to wear a binding unitard?
Yeah, the itchy kind. It's perfect.
Just here to help.
Which I appreciate, but you've never come on routine patrol with me before, Oz. So, what's the deal?
It seemed more interesting than homework.
As long as it's an elective. I can handle myself alone, you know.
Not in question.
Good. So then, I go to the refrigerator, right? And ther label queen has managed to put...
Just a, just a thought, Buffy, do you think that all this ranting is scaring away potential demons?
You're right. Ooh! She's even affecting my work now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black cancer! She's... other really bad things.
On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.
This isn't funny, Oz. Something has to be done.
Agreed.
How's that?
Mm-mmm. A little to the left. There. Perfect. Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Will. I can already feel all that bad Kathy karma just draining away.
About that-- the Kathy thing. I'm sorry I doubted you.
You're completely forgiven. I mean, you had reason to doubt. Except for the soul-sucking thing, I bet Kathy was pretty regular as far as roomies go.
That's a pretty big "except."
I guess. I'm just glad that it was Kathy's demony ways making me no-fun Buffy. I've always thought I was pretty easy going, you know? It's not like I have the big issues. I don't burn incense or--
You gonna finish this?
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