Xander, Cordelia and others in “Go Fish”

That is wrong. A big fat spanking wrong. It's a slap in the face to every one of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our Ds.

Xander, I know you take pride in being the voice of the common wuss, but the truth is, certain people are entitled to special privileges. They're called winners. That's the way the world works.

And what about that nutty "all men are created equal" thing?

Propaganda spouted out by the ugly and less deserving.

I think that was Lincoln.

Disgusting mole and stupid hat.

Actually, it was Jefferson.

Kept slaves. Remember?