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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 20

Buffy and Coach Marin in “Go Fish”

Buffy

Tell me what's in the steam!

Coach Marin

After the fall of the Soviet Union, documents came into light detailing experiments with fish DNA in their Olympic swimmers. Tarpon, mako shark... But they couldn't crack it.

Buffy

And you did... sort of. Why?

Coach Marin

What kind of question is that? For the win! To make my team the best they could be! Do you understand we have a shot at the State Championship?

Buffy

Do you understand that I don't care? It's over. There's not gonna be any Swim Team.

Coach Marin

Boy, when they were handing out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did you?

Buffy

No. I was in the line for shred of sanity. (Coach Marin pulls out a gun, aiming at her) Which you obviously skipped.

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