[about Angel] So he is a good vampire? I mean on a scale of one to ten. Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, one being someone who's... not.
“Angel” · Season 1
In this episode: Buffy Summers (4), Xander Harris (3), Willow Rosenberg (3), Angel (3), Darla (2), Cordelia Chase (1)
I know you have feelings for this guy, but it's not like you're in love with him, right? [Buffy looks away] You're in love with a vampire?! What are you, outta your mind?
What?!?
[to Cordelia] Not 'vampire' ... [to Buffy] How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!
The elders conjured the most perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul.
What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?
When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul; that's gone. No conscience, no remorse, it's an easy way to live. You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done...and care. I haven't fed on a human being since that day.
I invited you into my home and then you attacked my family.
Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends... and their friends' children... For hundreds of years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.
[about Angel] I made him. There was a time when we shared everything, wasn't there Angelus? You had a chance to come home, to rule with me in the Master's court for a thousand years, but you threw that away because of her. You love someone who hates us. You're sick. And you'll always be sick. And you'll always remember what it was like to watch her die.
Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?
Bad hair on top of that outfit?
To love someone who used to love you.
You guys were involved?
For several generations.
Well, you've been around since Columbus. You are bound to pile up a few exes. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes.
[about Angel] I made him. There was a time when we shared everything, wasn't there, Angelus? You had a chance to come home, to rule with me in the Master's court for 1,000 years. But you threw that away because of her. You love someone who hates us. You're sick, and you'll always be sick. And you'll always remember what it was like to watch her die. You don't think I came alone, do you?
I know I didn't.
[chuckles] Scary. Scarier. Oh, don't worry. Bullets can't kill vampires. They can hurt them like hell, but...
Did you just hear...
So many body parts, so few bullets. [chuckles] Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them. [groans] Close, but no heart. [groans]
We need to distract her... fast.
Buffy, it wasn't Angel who attacked your mom, it was Darla!
Come on, Buffy. Take it like a man. [Angel stabs and kills Darla] Angel?
Ah, the post-fumigation party.
Okay, so what's the difference between this and the pre-fumigation party?
Much hardier cockroaches.
So, no word from Angel?
Nah. It's weird, though. In his way, I feel like he's still watching me.
Well, in a way he sort of is. In the way of that he's right over there.
I don't need to watch, because I'm not threatened. I'm just going to look this way.
I just wanted to see if you were okay... your mother.
We're both good. You?
[chuckles] If I can go a little while without getting shot or stabbed, I'll be alright. Look, this can't...
Ever be anything. I know. For one thing, you're, like, 224 years older than I am.
I just gotta... I gotta walk away from this.
I know. Me, too. One of us has to go here.
I know.
What's going on?
Nothing.
Well, as long as they're not kissing. [chuckles]
You okay?
It's just...
Painful. I know. See you around?
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