We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you, very exciting!
It was like the Heimlich... with stripes!
“The Pack” · Season 1
In this episode: Willow Rosenberg (5), Buffy Summers (4), Xander Harris (3), Rupert Giles (3)
What is it with those guys?
They're obnoxious. Professionally.
Well, every school has 'em. See, you start a new school, you get your desks, some blackboards and some mean kids.
[to Xander] You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, "Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?" We've been through this.
Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Uh-huh.
And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Yes.
And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
It's bad, isn't it?
It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.
Testosterone is a great equalizer - it turns all men into morons.
[While researching in the library]
Wow. Apparently, Noah rejected the hyenas from the Ark because he thought they were an evil impure mixture of dogs and cats.
Hyenas aren't well liked.
They do seem to be the schmoes of the animal kingdom.
Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy, or... or some ducks?
I heard the vice principal's taking over until they can find a replacement.
Well, it shouldn't be too hard to find a new principal. Unless they ask what happened to the last one.
Okay, but I had nothing to do with that, right?
Right.
You only ate the pig.
I ate a pig? It was he cooked and called bacon or... oh, my God, I ate a pig? I mean, the whole trichinosis issue aside, yuck.
Well, it wasn't really you.
Well, I remember going on the field trip, and then going down to the hyena house. And next thing, some guy's holding Willow, and he's got a knife.
You saved my life.
Hey, nobody messes with my Willow.
This is definitely the superior Xander. Accept no substitutes.
I didn't do anything else, did I? Around you guys? Anything embarrassing?
Nah.
Not at all.
Come on, we're gonna be late.
See you at lunch.
Cool. Oh, hey? Going vegetarian, huh?
I've been reading up on my, uh, animal possession, and I cannot find anything anywhere about... memory loss afterwards.
(chuckles) Did you tell them that?
Your secret dies with me.
Shoot me, stuff me, mount me.
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