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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 1

Xander and Cordelia in “Angel”

Xander

I know you have feelings for this guy, but it's not like you're in love with him, right? [Buffy looks away] You're in love with a vampire?! What are you, outta your mind?

Cordelia

What?!?

Xander

[to Cordelia] Not 'vampire' ... [to Buffy] How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!

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