Darla, Buffy and others in “Angel”

Darla

Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?

Buffy

Bad hair on top of that outfit?

Darla

To love someone who used to love you.

Buffy

You guys were involved?

Darla

For several generations.

Buffy

Well, you've been around since Columbus. You are bound to pile up a few exes. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes.

Darla

[about Angel] I made him. There was a time when we shared everything, wasn't there, Angelus? You had a chance to come home, to rule with me in the Master's court for 1,000 years. But you threw that away because of her. You love someone who hates us. You're sick, and you'll always be sick. And you'll always remember what it was like to watch her die. You don't think I came alone, do you?

Buffy

I know I didn't.

Darla

[chuckles] Scary. Scarier. Oh, don't worry. Bullets can't kill vampires. They can hurt them like hell, but...

Xander

Did you just hear...

Darla

So many body parts, so few bullets. [chuckles] Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them. [groans] Close, but no heart. [groans]

Xander

We need to distract her... fast.

Willow

Buffy, it wasn't Angel who attacked your mom, it was Darla!

Darla

Come on, Buffy. Take it like a man. [Angel stabs and kills Darla] Angel?