Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?
“Witch” · Season 1
In this episode: Buffy Summers (4), Rupert Giles (3), Willow Rosenberg (2), Joyce Summers (2), Xander Harris (1)
You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes!
I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.
Look what I found. It's my yearbook from junior year. [finds her picture] Oh, look! There I am.
Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.
This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?
This is madness. What could you have been thinking? You are the Slayer. Lives depend upon you. I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, instead of which you enslave yourself to this-this... cult.
[we see Buffy is wearing a cheerleading outfit]
You don't like the color?
This is madness. What could you have been thinking? You are the Slayer. Lives depend upon you. I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, instead of which you enslave yourself to this-this... cult?
[Buffy is wearing a cheerleading outfit]
You don’t like the color?
I don't... Do you, um... do you ignore everything I say, as-as a rule?
No. I believe that's your trick. I told you, I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad.
You have a sacred birthright, Buffy. You were chosen to destroy vampires, not to... wave pom poms at people. And as the Watcher, I forbid it.
And you'll be stopping me how?
Well, I... By appealing to your common sense, if such a creature exists.
I will still have time to fight the forces of evil, okay? I just... want to have a life. I want to do something normal. Something safe.
Look what I found. It's my yearbook from junior year. [finds her picture] Oh, look. There I am.
Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.
This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?
Well, it's really cool, but I gotta book.
Well, I was thinking. I know the cheerleading thing didn't work out. Maybe you should think about joining the yearbook staff. I did it. It was a lot of fun.
Not really my tip, Mom.
I was photo editor. I got to be on every page. Made me look much more popular than I was.
And have you seen the kids that do yearbook? Nerds pick on them.
Some of the best times I had in school were working on the yearbook.
Well, this just in: I'm not you. I'm into my own thing.
Your own thing, whatever it is, got you kicked out of school, and he had to move here to find a decent school that would take you. Honey... Oh, great parenting form. A little shaky on the dismount.
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