Joyce and Buffy in “Witch”

Joyce

Look what I found. It's my yearbook from junior year. [finds her picture] Oh, look. There I am.

Buffy

Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.

Joyce

This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?

Buffy

Well, it's really cool, but I gotta book.

Joyce

Well, I was thinking. I know the cheerleading thing didn't work out. Maybe you should think about joining the yearbook staff. I did it. It was a lot of fun.

Buffy

Not really my tip, Mom.

Joyce

I was photo editor. I got to be on every page. Made me look much more popular than I was.

Buffy

And have you seen the kids that do yearbook? Nerds pick on them.

Joyce

Some of the best times I had in school were working on the yearbook.

Buffy

Well, this just in: I'm not you. I'm into my own thing.

Joyce

Your own thing, whatever it is, got you kicked out of school, and he had to move here to find a decent school that would take you. Honey... Oh, great parenting form. A little shaky on the dismount.