God, every day here is the same.
Bright, sunny, beautiful. However can we escape this torment?
“Teacher's Pet” · Season 1
In this episode: Buffy Summers (3), Rupert Giles (2), Cordelia Chase (2), Xander Harris (1), Willow Rosenberg (1)
It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.
This computer invasion that Willow's performing on the coroner's office... One assumes it is entirely legal?
[in unison] Of course.
[in unison] Entirely.
Right. Wasn't here. Didn't see it. Couldn't have stopped you.
PFPrincipal Flutie
We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another we can beat this thing. I'm always here if you need a hug, [jumps back] but not a real hug! Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching.
I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like how even used Mercedes still have leather seats.
PFPrincipal Flutie
You were there. You saw Dr. Gregory, didn't you?
Um, you mean yesterday in the cafeteria when we found him--
PFPrincipal Flutie
Don't say dead or decapitated or decomposing. I'd stay away from "d" words altogether, but you witnessed the event, so this way, please.
Oh, no. I'm gonna be late for biology.
PFPrincipal Flutie
Extremely late. You have to see a counselor. Everyone who saw the body has to see a crisis counselor.
But I really don't--
PFPrincipal Flutie
We all need help with our feelings, otherwise we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another, we can beat this thing. I'm always here if you need a hug, but not a real hug, because there's no touching in this school. We're sensitive to wrong touching.
But I really, really--
PFPrincipal Flutie
No. You have to talk to a counselor and start to healing. You have to heal.
But, Mr. Flutie, I d--
PFPrincipal Flutie
Heal.
I don't know what to say. It was really, I mean, one minute you're in your normal life, and then who's in the fridge? It really gets to you, a thing like that. It was... Let's just say I haven't been able to eat a thing since yesterday. I think I lost, like, 7.5 ounces, way swifter than that so-called diet that quack put me on. Oh, I'm not saying that we should kill a teacher every day, just so I can lose weight, I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side, you know? Like, how even used Mercedes still have leather seats.
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