Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 1
“The Harvest” · Season 1
In this episode: Rupert Giles (4), Buffy Summers (3), Xander Harris (3), Willow Rosenberg (2), Master (1)
For as long as there have been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One...
He loves doing this part.
Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone. Well, I think that's all the vampire information you need.
[To Willow] Well then help me in researching this Harvest affair. It seems to be some sort of preordained massacre. Rivers of blood, hell on Earth. Quite charmless. I'm a bit fuzzy, however, on the details. [about a computer] It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine. [everyone stares] That was a bit, um, British, wasn't it?
Welcome to the New World.
This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz.' Today it's 'Rain of Toads'.
I know. And everyone else thinks it's just a normal day.
Nobody knows. It's like we've got this big secret.
We do. That's what a secret is, when you know something other guys don't.
[onstage at The Bronze] Ladies and gentlemen... there is no cause for alarm. Actually, there is cause for alarm. It just won't do any good.
[Vampires are terrorizing The Bronze, including a sired Jesse McNally]
We've gotta get in there before Jesse does something stupider than usual.
Listen to me... Jesse is dead. You have to remember that when you see him, you're not looking at your friend. You're looking at the thing that killed him.
It may be that we are all that stands between the Earth and utter destruction.
Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.
Oh, yeah, that's a plan. Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.
Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
I was thinking of a more subtle approach, ya know, like excessive not studying.
[to himself as the others are walking away] The Earth is doomed.
A Slayer... Have you any proof?
Only that she fought me and yet lives.
Very nearly proof enough. I can't remember the last time that happened.
1843. Madrid. He caught me sleeping.
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