[Jesse breaks into Saul's office]
SaulHe a no-show? Why didn't you call? Why didn't you... [Jesse punches Saul in the face] Stop! [Jesse keeps hitting him] Code Red! Huell! Get in here!
[Saul tries to reach for a gun hidden in a drawer, but Jesse grabs it first. When Huell and Francesca enter the room, Jesse points the gun at them]
Back off! You, stay where you are.
Saul
[at gun point] What? I don't know what happened here. What did I do?
You stole it off of me. You and him–you took it right out of my pocket, didn't you?
Saul
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down. Yes. Okay, I had Huell lift your dope. I told you I couldn't risk the guy not taking you.
No! Before! The cigarette! You stole the cigarette.
Saul
What?
The ricin cigarette! You had him steal it off of me! And all for that asshole Mr. White! He poisoned Brock! He poisoned Brock, and you–you helped him!
Saul
Okay, Jesse. Calm down.
Say it again! Tell me one more time to calm down! Come on!
Saul
I'm sorry! Yes! Okay, I had Huell lift your cigarette, but Walt made me! He told me he was helping you, he was saving you. I never would've agreed to it if I'd known what he was gonna do. Jesse, you gotta believe me. I didn't want any of this!
[Walter meets with Saul and Kuby for an update on Jesse]
KKuby
His place, his folks' place, uh... this Brock kid's place... crack shacks at Siesta Hills, the Indigo, the Crystal Palace... go-kart joint on Copper Ave... uh, AA meeting off the 40...
His buddies, Beaver and... what's his name?
KKuby
Uh, Badger and Skinny Pete. Yeah no, he's not with them.
They could be covering for him.
KKuby
[shakes head] I posed as a meter reader, I put a bug on the tall kid's mom's place; for three hours straight, all they talked about was something called Babylon 5. I checked with my gal at APD. Uh, she said Pinkman's not in their system, so the cops don't have him.
Saul
Yet.
Maybe he changed his mind about leaving, called your guy back.
Saul
No. Somebody misses their first chance with my guy, there's no second.
Well... keep looking. [starts getting out of the car]
Saul
What then?
Saul
I mean, Pinkman's like a bad penny. Sooner or later he's gonna turn up. I'm wondering what you wanna do when he does.
Jesse is upset about the boy. I just... need to explain to him why that had to happen.
[Saul and Kuby look at each other]
Saul
Okay, but say–you know, just for the sake of argument–the kid's not in the mood for a... nuanced discussion of the virtues of child poisoning. Y'know, his plans are running more towards "stabbing you to death with a pointed stick." In that scenario, then what?
Saul
[gestures to Kuby] We were wondering if, uh, maybe this isn't an... Old Yeller-type situation.
Saul
Yeah. Old Yeller was the best, most loyal dog there ever was. I mean, everyone loved that mutt, but one day he showed up rabid and little Timmy–for Old Yeller's own sake–had to, uh... I mean, you saw the movie.
[beat] You're full of colorful metaphors, aren't you, Saul? Belize, Old Yeller... just brimming with advice. [leans into Saul's ear] Do not float that idea again. Find him.
[to Saul, while pointing at his bruised and bandaged face] What... what happened to your face?
Saul
Oh, this is a... guess you'd call it an occupational hazard.
[hands Saul receipt] Okay, so thank you. And please give that to your car wash professional.
Saul
[to Skyler] Very good. Thank you very much. [to Walter Jr.] Good to meet you. Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me!
[calling after Saul as he departs, parroting a slogan of the A1A Car Wash] Have an A1 day! ... Mom, you forgot to say it.
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