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Breaking Bad · Season 5, Episode 13

“To'hajiilee” quotes from Breaking Bad

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“To'hajiilee” · Season 5, Episode 13

In this episode: Walter White (3), Hank Schrader (3), Gomez (2), Jesse Pinkman (1), Skyler White (1), Saul Goodman (1), Walter White Jr (1), Marie Schrader (1)

HHuell

I didn't know he was gonna kill him.

Relax. Look, if we thought you did, you'd be in lockup for conspiracy to commit murder instead of here under our protection.

So just tell us everything you know about White so we can get him before he gets to you.

HHuell

Why would he wanna kill me? I ain't done nothin' to him.

Who knows with this guy? From what he said to Goodman, it may have something to do with him trying to tie up loose ends regarding his poisoning some kid named Brock. Or maybe it's because you know where his money is.

HHuell

I don't know where his money is.

That ain't what we heard.

HHuell

Well, you ain't listened to the people in the know.

[to Saul, while pointing at his bruised and bandaged face] What... what happened to your face?

Oh, this is a... guess you'd call it an occupational hazard.

[hands Saul receipt] Okay, so thank you. And please give that to your car wash professional.

[to Skyler] Very good. Thank you very much. [to Walter Jr.] Good to meet you. Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me!

[calling after Saul as he departs, parroting a slogan of the A1A Car Wash] Have an A1 day! ... Mom, you forgot to say it.

[Walt sees a photo showing a barrel with stacks of cash in it. His phone rings and he answers.]

Jesse?

Got my photo, bitch? That barrel look familiar? ‘Cause I just found six more exactly like it.

[running out of the car wash] Jesse...

[Cut to Walt driving erratically on the street]

That big bastard who works for Goodman–I pistol-whipped that melon he calls a head til he gives up what he knew, which led me to your rental van, which turns out had GPS. How do you like that, genius? Guess you didn’t think of everything.

Look, Jesse, I don’t know what you plan on doing here, but—

Well, I’ll give you a hint, Walt. It involves a couple of five-gallon cans of gasoline and a lighter.

No, no, no, no, no! Jesse, please, listen to me—

No, you listen to me, bitch! You get your ass out here as fast as you can.

Yes, I’m coming! Okay? Okay?!

And don’t even think about calling anyone for help, alright? You hang up on me, put me on hold, I lost my call for any reason–as soon as you do, I’m burning all of it. Alright? One big bonfire. You get the picture?

I get it, I get it! Okay!

Alright. Well, you better hurry, ‘cause I’m burning ten grand a minute til you get here, starting right now.

I said I’m coming! Don't you touch my money!

Fire in the hole, bitch! There goes ten G's! Ahhh, nice orange flames!

No. No, no, no, no, NO! Jesse– Jesse, please. I'm dying. My cancer is back. You're not hurting anyone but my family. Okay? Look, I–I can't spend this money. It's not for me. I won't be around long enough to use it. It belongs to my children.

Oh, you're gonna talk about kids. You're seriously gonna go there?

I am sorry about Brock.

No, you're not!

I am!

You're not, but you're gonna be!

Yes, I am sorry about Brock! But he's alive, isn't he?! He's fine, just as I planned it! Don't you think I knew exactly how much to give him? That I had it all measured out?! Come on! Don't you know me by now?

I know you're a lying, evil scumbag, that's what I know. Manipulating people. Messing with their heads.

Open your eyes! Can't you see that I needed you on my side to kill Gus?! I ran over those gangbangers! I killed Emilio and Krazy-8! Why? I did all of those things to try to save your life as much as mine, only you're too stupid to know it!

[after handcuffing Walt] Agent Gomez, should we flip a coin for the honors?

No way, man. It's all yours.

Walter White, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you at the government's expense. Do you understand these rights as I have just recited them to you?

[to Jesse] Coward.

[Jesse spits on Walt's face]

[over the phone] Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.

You got Walt?

Yeah. I got him in handcuffs as we speak. Want me to wave to him for you? [waves at Walt, handcuffed in the car] Huh? Well, he's not, uh– he's not feeling too friendly.

Oh, my God. You did it. Thank God.

Things are gonna be a little rough for the next couple weeks, but they'll get better. Baby, you okay?

I'm much better now.

I gotta go. It may be awhile before I get home. I love you.

I love you, too.

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