Look, Mr. Feeny. Let's not waste anyone's time. Cory and I, we broke up.
It should've happened sooner!
But we stayed together for the kids...
[Feeny looks puzzled]
...in the class.
S5 E3It's Not You... It's Me
[holding an open book] And that, Mr. Hunter, is how babies are made.
I still don't believe him.
You don't get it. We're in college now. We're being judged on a whole new level. Theories and footnotes, shades of meaning, nuance, spelling, where does it end? WHERE DOES IT END?
S5 E4Fraternity Row
[Jack gets off the elevator in a red dress, high heels and a matching kerchief]
I don't want to talk about it, okay?
Yeah, well, I do! You took that out of my closet!
MProfessor Michaels
Free will. Wanna take a shot?
Do I really have a choice?
MProfessor Michaels
Ooh, gotta take five.
S5 E5The Witches of Pennbrook
I'm just uncomfortable picking up girls.
Watch and learn. [gets very close to Jack's face with a weird smile]
What are you doing?
I'm loving you with my eyes.
Please don't.
Hey, Rosemary. How's the baby?
S5 E6No Guts, No Cory
[Eric has been told that he cannot enlist due to flat feet.]
Everybody's doing their part in this war. I want to help. I'm going back to that recruitment office and tell them that a little case of flat feet isn't gonna stop Eric Matthews from fighting those evil Canadians.
I have a feeling it's not the flat feet.
Cory, we're going down to enlist. Uncle Sam wants us. I wasn't gonna go, but he was pointing right at me.
S5 E7I Love You, Donna Karan - Part I
It's like you and Topanga, a perfect fit.
Yeah, but I didn't fall in love with her luggage.
Mr. Feeny, we found this purse. Who runs the Lost and Found?
[pause] I do, Mr. Matthews. I teach English, history and film, and I run the Lost and Found.
We'll put up a notice.
S5 E8Chasing Angela - Part II
[referring to Shawn's little black book] This will never make you happy! [glancing at the book] Ahh! My aunt!
[tasting Jack's pumpkin pie] Is pumpkin pie supposed to have bones?
S5 E9How to Succeed in Business
Sorry buddy, this seat's saved for [sigh] Monica.
What happened to [sigh] Bridgette?
She found out about [sigh] Monica.
[reading Amy's new paper] "An Evening in Cape Cod." Now this is more like it. "As Alan touched me, my lips began to quiver..." Don't you do anything but quiver? [skims ahead] Oh my God, you do!
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