Denny, Dominick Ryan and others in “Til We Meat Again”

Denny

How can you ban red meat?

Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it. They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.

Denny

We're carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians.

Is there anything we can do?

Shirley

We'll get an immediate TRO.

Denny

I'll argue it myself. Ban red meat. That cannot pass Constitutional mustard.

Shirley

The word is "muster", Denny, but you're right - the law lacks condiments.