the though of giving representation to that thug...
come on, we hate all our clients. It's good to hate - it allows us to overcharge and still sleep at night.
“Tortured Souls” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Denny Crane (3), Alan Shore (3), Shirley (1), Catherine (1), Lori (1), Donny Crane (1)
We're talking about emotions of the heart.
Objection. Sounds like a girly man.
[angrily] Move to strike!
That's better.
And what exactly is your defense?
Something like let him go even though he did it.
Jury nullification?
Best I can tell, though Shirley hasn't really filled me in.
Talking about me?
Yes Shirley. If you so enjoy keeping me in the dark, you really should give me a try…in the dark.
First of all, the idea of giving representation to that thug…
Alan, c'mon, we hate all our clients. It's good to hate, allows us to overcharge and still sleep at night.
Piper: All I'm saying is if you killed two people and if you're as alone as you say, there couldn't be a
better time for you to turn to Jesus Christ, your Savior.
BFBernard Ferrion
Under normal circumstances I'd agree.
CPCatherine Piper
But?
BFBernard Ferrion
I'm Jewish.
CPCatherine Piper
Bernie, there has never ever been a Jewish serial killer.
BFBernard Ferrion
Son of Sam? David Berkowitz?
CPCatherine Piper
He was adopted. Genetically, he's one of ours.
BFBernard Ferrion
Well, what are you saying?
CPCatherine Piper
I am saying that if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian. Would you let me take you to church?
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