I'm pretty sure any day the Guinness people are gonna come and measure me.
You look beautiful.
Yeah, for a water buffalo.
S6 E23The Change in the Game
Watch this. I'm about to Brennanize you.
Brennanize?
Transverse fracture to the metacarpal and the right thumb, chondromalacia patellae of the left knee, a notch in the notch of the left ulna --
A notch in the notch?
That's correct. With exostosis of the medial surface.
So what is that? Some kind of repetitive stress stuff?
Yep, like this. [moves right arm upward repetitively]
Wow.
Yeah, I'm thinking some kind of ritualized offering to like the sun, you know?
Yeah, yeah. Like a figure kind of on a high throne, right? Like a Satanic or an Illuminati slave!
Boys. You're bowling.
What? Okay! You're ready! The hot sauce worked!
Uh, no, not yet. Just relax.
Bowling!
Bowling, yes.
Well, that would correspond with the high level of polyester in his garment.
And the fact that he was found in a bowling alley.
All right. So, breathe through your nose.
Do not tell me what to do.
All right.
But, but, but coach me like we practiced!
Those are mutually exclusive!
Don't argue with me!
HHercules
We are doomed! We only needed two pins and you left them both standing!
I've still got another ball.
Yeah, right. A seven-ten split.
It's highly improbable, statistically approaching the impossible.
TTina
Sometimes when you speak it's like you watch PBS on purpose.
Have I ever told you how wonderful your voice is? It's like hot tea and honey. Any child with a father who has a voice like yours is just --
Have I ever told you how good you smell, and how soft your skin is, and how every time you take my hand I feel your whole life vibrating with mine?
They looked so happy.
Shoot yeah. They had a baby!
Their whole lives have changed. You'd think they would be a little more apprehensive.
Well, you know, having a baby. That's a good thing.
You really think that?
Yeah, it's a great thing. Why? What? Oh, come on, Bones. The baby is fine. He's healthy. They have a healthy baby, all right? They love each other. This is the happiest day of their lives, okay? What?
I'm -- I'm pregnant. You're the father. [She watches as Booth smiles, and smiles back]
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