Blue Heelers Season 12 quotes

Well, I'm stuffed too if it's any consolation.

Jonesy

Not really, no. Well, maybe just a little bit.

Jonesy

Impersonating ESD...what do you get for that?

I don't know, I don't think it's ever been done.

Jonesy

What happens when the real ESD show up and she mentions you?

Oh, God, we're stuffed.

Jonesy

Yeah, well, hindsight's 20/20, isn't it?

How do we know this is real. I could have done this in ten minutes on Photoshop.

You're just going to have to trust me.

Jonesy

Besides, if you hang around long enough, you can see it on the 6 o'clock news.

Yes, well I want world peace, Mr. Ross, but we don't always get what we want.

Trust, honour, family...rules for life.

Hey, remember...trust, honour, family always comes first.

How sensitive is that thing?

See that magpie over there?

Yeah...

It just farted.

Butch is going to need someone to smack him into line every now and again. Just keep your hands off my wife.

Tom

That's the difference between us, Danny. I would never be in your shoes.

Tom

Three men dead in one shift is not a good look, Jones.

Jonesy

Even if they were all scum?

Sir, Senior Sergeant Croydon is out of control.

Tell me something I don't know.

Yesterday he kept you out of the loop and sent Senior Constable Jones out on a very delicate assignment.

This would be Senior Constable 'Barking Mad' Jones.

This station has more cowboys than the cast of Oklahoma.

The Jurassic Age is over. The time of the dinosaurs has passed and mammals now rule the earth. You'd want to ask yourself what team you're on.