This is our chance to get sacked.
S12 E13Kicking Over The Traces
KKelly (to Joss)
You won't be sacked. The Boss likes having you to kick around.
I'm sorry?
JJoss
I was wrong. Jamie Hunter had nothing to do with the bomb. But the evi...
[Kelly clears her throat loudly.]
JJoss
Alright, I was wrong. What else?
The garage?
JJoss
The garage was a stupid idea.
And whose idea was it?
JJoss
It was mine.
I'm sorry Kelly for dragging you into it.
JJoss
Yes, I'm sorry.
It was dumb.
JJoss
Hmm, alright.
I am an idiot.
[Joss mumbles in Italian.]
I'm sorry?
JJoss
Uh, that's Italian for I'm really terribly sorry.
Hmm. Variation on scuzez, huh?
JJoss
Yeah, that's right.
JJoss
I felt resposible for what happened, so I'm glad you're alright. So much so that I got you something.
What is it?
[Kelly pulls out a bunch of bananas.]
Did you even pay for these?
I saw that.
What? Nothing happened.
You smiled.
I used to perm my hair.
So?
It was the nineties.
Touche. I tried to impress a girl once by singing Love Me Tender. To her cat.
Did it work?
Her cat was obsessed with me after that.
[Susie laughs.]
There you go. Twice. I win.
I thought I knew most of your disaster stories.
Not all of them, no.
Is there more?
Yeah. But I'll hold off on them. Gotta keep something in store.
Yeah for when I have another day like today. Tonight was fun.
Fun. Is that it?
[Jonesy tries to kiss Susie, but she pushes him away.]
Oh, Suse. I don't get it.
It's not you.
Well, I know you're not seeing anyone else. You are seeing someone else.
There's just something that I have to sort out.
Your mug half empty, mate?
AAlex
Just, ah, contemplating the universe.
Is it a private conversation or can anyone join in?
AAlex
When you think about it, you know, two bodies that have been revolving around each other for some time. Equal mass, although one may be thicker than the other...
Are you sure this is, ah, coffee you've been drinking?
AAlex
Gravity...is a really powerful force of attraction, mate. I mean, these two bodies...they just, they just wanna crash into each other, but something's holding them back. Inertia, maybe? I dunno. But they're...locked in orbit. It could go on forever.
Sounds depressing.
AAlex
It is. Get your act together, mate. Ask her out.
Who?
AAlex
Who do you think?
S12 E14Offside
AAlex
Do you reckon you could book a crow for speeding?
AAlex
That's not a very flattering way to talk about a lady.
Well, the lady's not interested.
AAlex
Okay, Susie, where'd you hide them?
God, you're an insensitive bastard.
[Susie leaves.]
Yeah, you're an idiot.
AAlex
Well I guess that's marginally better than being a bastard.
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