Blue Heelers quotes

I wouldn't trust him to guide me through an adventure playground.

Interviewing lawyers, it's like arm wrestling a sack full of eels.

Maggie

I didn't want to think about what it would be like around here without you...I didn't want to lose you.

We missed a lot of opportunities, hey, Mags. I've been a bit of an idiot. I could never tell you. It's probably my fault. Sorry. I love you, Mags.

That could be half the male population...that could be PJ!

Dash

Nup, he had more hair.

As in longer or thicker?

Dash

Just more.

Tom

PJ, you need to take a few breaths.

What?

Tom

Go back into your office and close the door. Flop forward like this...collapsing your diaphragm, force the air out of your lungs, slowly...slowly straighten up, letting it all flow back in. Do that 3 times and I think you might get things back into perspective.

Right...

Tom

Do it! Close the door!

I don't think he should be back on the job.

Maggie

Where do you think you're going with all your bits hanging out like that!

Oh, sorry, Margaret. Early Christmas present.

So are you doing Leon for anything?

Yeah, failure to own a brain.

Maggie

Oh, no problem at all. I'll just curl up in the foetal position and forget that I've been buried alive, shall I?

Well, at least you've got good company!

Maggie

Relationships and police work, they just don't mix. You know, someone should really write that in the rule book, I think.

There is one person I know, who comes pretty close. Um...I guess if I lose her, I lose her for good.

Maggie

Well, maybe she never knew what a big chance you were prepared to take on her?

You know, I always wanted maybe six kids.

Maggie

Six? That's a basketball team plus a reserve PJ.

Maggie

Have you ever changed a nappy?

No, you're right. I think one is plenty.

Yeah, he's going to become a Daddy, young Cooper.

Yeah, first one?

Well, that he'll admit to.