Blue Heelers quotes

Maggie Doyle, you poor thing, you don't have to follow me around just 'cause you're pregnant.

Maggie

Nick...

And dear, if it's twins, we'll sell the ute and buy a combie!

There's a nice pay check for Margaret...who have you been sleeping with?

Who's playing the hubby?

Maggie

You volunteering?

Are you 100% sure of the decision you made?

Maggie

Only fools are 100% sure of anything. Cheers!

I mean, I don't know Margaret...what is our little backwater coming to? I don't know, maybe it's time we...got married and moved elsewhere?

Maggie

Sandra, hi, it's Maggie. Thankyou so much for doing that for me so quickly. Ah...yeah, I'll put him back on for you. Oh, I should tell you that his wife is expecting their fifth...Yeah, two sets of twins. They're gorgeous kids. Well, most of the good ones are taken. I'll put him back on. Oh, okay...bye bye.

I wasn't coming onto her, she was coming onto me.

Maggie

I know.

What is the point of paying taxes if you won't arrest me?

Compo, you don't even pay taxes, so shut up!

Do you want me to go?

Maggie

No, I don't. I love you. I love you so much.

Tom

Well, with respect, PJ, when I hear you two shouting accusations at each other so loudly that they can almost be heard by passers by on the street, I don't know whether either of you are capable of investigating this at all!

Tom

It's just a card, you know, for Christmas.

Oh well, Boss, you can always use it next year, can't you?

Tom

Thankyou for sharing that, Cooper.

You want justice? Don't kidnap other people's children.

What's the first thing you think of when you see a dead body?

I'm glad it's not me.

Pull your neck in, Merv, or you could be receiving a summons for willful damage to a football.

The police don't go away on holidays, Tony. We work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year protecting the Mt. Thomas community.

Maggie

Well, that's better than sending her off to Timbuktu when she'd actually prefer the Persian carpet.