TV show quotes
My life is stuffed. I've been beaten to a pulp by my...some heavy guys I owe ten grand to and I can't given them bloody ten grand 'cause I'm so broke I can't even pay the bloody rent and now I don't even have a bloody place to live!
Something stronger?
You have no idea what he just asked me to do.
Men, all they think about is sex.
If only that was all.
I'm a deputy!
Sounds like the comic book guy from The Simpsons.
I can't remember how many times I've had my heart broken. It should all be in squidgy bits!
I did make up the man. She must watch The Simpsons...how cool's that!
Chris, please explain to David why I could never have a relationship with Joss.
Because she's not clinically insane.
You blink, you breathe, I shoot you.
Can someone please call this crazy bitch off me?!
Thieves just hate payin' for stuff. That's why they become thieves.
Oh, by the way, the going rate for a Saturday night off is now north of $30.
He's joking.
She has quite a temper on her, this one. Today, she came this close to blowing a man's head off.
I'll have your badge!
Aw...he thinks he's in New York!
First there's the thirst, then the munchies, then the nausea. It's a bit like opium.
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
You didn't see this either.
[Gina kicks vending machine and a can of coke comes out.]
I could arrest you for that.
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