Blue Heelers quotes

Now why haven't I seen that dress before?

Jonesy

Because...maybe we're made of different stuff. Maybe we want different things. Maybe you just wanna play the field.

That's not what I want. Jonesy, it's taken us this long to get this far, don't stuff it up now.

You're the one who told me to go after him!

If we're going to nail him, then we need to stick to procedure.

I don't give a stuff about procedure. I don't even care if we charge him. He's already ruined my life, and I'm not going to let him ruin Chloe's.

Do you want me to come with you?

No.

Wrong answer.

I think what you did was brave, facing up to him.

Brave...I thought that once I'd faced him that things would change, that I'd change.

Nothing's going to change right away.

Maybe nothing will ever change. Maybe this is as good as it gets.

Tom

Now, who want's brussell sprouts?

Ewwwwww!

Tom

Did I say brussell sprouts? I meant fish and chips.

Yay!

Jonesy

There's a man-eater out there!

Go on then, 'Sir Evan'!

Jonesy

One umbrella. Very broken.

I didn't know you were a man of so many talents!

Jonesy

Some mate you turned out to be.

What?

Jonesy

Susie.

Which dickhead turned the music off?!

Jonesy

That dickhead would be me.

Smells like fish.

Now, Amy. You're going to spoil the moment where I'm being all heroic and supportive. I will confess to you that for a small portion of the day only, my hankie shared my pocket with a half-eaten tuna sandwich.

What, a man's gotta eat?

Eat, yes, but store in a pocket?

Well it has been a long day.

Yeah, I might get a late night.

Everyone else decided the best way to help Kelly was to turn into uniformed thugs!

His mother passed away while we were holding him in here on a charge we all knew was a crock!

Tom

Next time, tuck your thumb in like this...

You sold me out!