Blue Heelers quotes

Tom

You know Wayne...he'd actually stop to help them!

Spouse, Maggie. Your best chance of being killed is by your spouse, family member or someone you know.

Ah, one of the three great answers...1-it's not mine, 2-never seen it before, 3-I was minding it for someone.

So this is why I pay taxes...for teaparties?

(singing) Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? He's no bloody use to anyone, no bloody use at all!

He should have been hung.

Do yourself a favour Roz, Hanged. Meat is hung, men are hanged.

Chris

Conduct unbecoming is a two way street. Checkmate.

Tom

Stick to policing.

Tom

Rejoice Mrs Patterson!

What's wrong with him? I thought you won.

Tom

We did, but PJ managed to get a bet on against us. Oh ye of little faith!

Why should women have to modify their behaviour because men can't control their's?

Maggie

From the description I thought it sounded just like you, PJ.

Listen Maggie, we've got a spare room.

Yeah, or we could shovel ours out for you Mag.

Maggie

Thanks guys but....

No really, I'll make sure Nick doesn't sleep walk

Maggie

It's not Nick I'd be worried about

Maggie

Hey Wayne, can you tell me whether I've spelt this name correctly?

Sure.

Maggie

Or is it with an I?

Thanks bigmouth.

Chris

Maybe you've been a cop so long, PJ, you wouldn't know the truth if you fell over it.