Authority? It was a search warrant.
She's a nice old lady, I didn't want to embarrass her.
Nice old...She's a fence!
Okay, so she's a nice old fence!
S1 E32Crazy Like A Fox
S1 E33Old Dog, New Tricks
Roz, where are you when we need you.
(Holds up his police badge). Never leave home without it.
PPJ
Yep, well, I want to die in bed.
NNick
Yeah, but whose?
PPJ
Mine. With a loving wife beside me.
NNick
Yeah, but whose?
S2 E22Paranoia, Part 1
Dumped me? You never dumped me! God, you're up yourself.
It was me that stopped calling you, remember?
Yeah, I remember. I also remember that it was the best day of my life.
S2 E23Paranoia, Part 2
NNick
Well, I'll see you later then, shall I? I'll tell you what, Constable Schizoid. If you get lonely out here, you can always have a chat with those little voices inside your head.
S2 E27The Last Straw
If you're gonna faint let me know.
PPJ
Yeah, You'll catch me
I'll move out of the way.
S2 E29Swings And Roundabouts
What's that about?
NNick
I only work here. Might've found something on that nurse. Where are you going?
I got something to do.
NNick
Oh yeah, well I only work here. The only one who bloody does.
S2 E31Double Jeopardy, Part 2
PPJ
Come to me my little shortcake, my little cream puff, my little piece of mmmm...
Kiss me again and I'll kill you.
PPJ
Hey, I love, I love a woman with passion!
Well, what do you suggest I do with it? Stick it between my teeth? Plus, no one is going to check down there.
PPJ
Oh well, let's just hope the safety catch is on, because Mamma Hasham is gonna want to have grandkiddies.
PPJ
So, what do you want, a handshake? We're supposed to be hot lovers, will you kiss me?
No.
PPJ
NO?! I bet Tess doesn't play hard to get!
[Maggie pauses, then grabs PJ and kisses him.]
PPJ
What, what are you doing?
Well, I'm just getting into character.
S2 E36A Question Of Loyalties
MMonica (to Tom about PJ)
If he didn't know something was going on, then he must be very naive or very stupid, and as you pointed out, PJ is neither.
S2 E40Brotherly Love, Part 1
Why does every Christmas turn every driver into testosterone on wheels?
PPJ
Yeah, and that's only the women.
Oh, ha, ha.
S2 E41Brotherly Love, Part 2
Have you talked to Gina yet?
AAdam
What about?
MMaggie (sarcastically)
Oh, Carols by Candlelight, Adam, what do you think?
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