Blue Heelers quotes

Tom

Goodbye, McKinley.

Dash

Yep...Tom.

Tom

Deidre. You're a dag.

Tom

As for you, Parrish, check your watch. When Mickey Mouse's club gets up by his ear, it means you should be at work.

For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation is possible.

Maggie

I thought you were crazy about me?

Yeah, too crazy to make you miserable for the rest of your life. Look, Maggie, don't tell me he hasn't tempted you, because you kissed him.

Maggie, I love you more than anything else on earth. That's why I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I know it's taken a while. But...Maggie, marry me?

Maggie

Yes! It fits! It's perfect!

Maggie

Do you think they bought it?

Yep, you pick a pretty good fight. Love you Maggie.

Maggie

I love you too.

What is true is that I never want to wake up without you by my side. I need you bossing me around, organising me, telling me to put the cap back on the toothpaste, the milk back in the fridge. It's called life, Mags, and I haven't got one without you. You know we spend our whole lives looking for that one person, and I'm not going to give that up.

Jack

I'm in a wheelchair...or haven't you noticed?

Jack

Why not just run an ad in the Gazette? Jack Lawson pissed himself last night.

Jack

Yeah, I got let out for good spelling. Three years on the job and I've finally learnt that apprehended has two 'p's, not one. Not that it's hard when you're only doing paperwork.

Chris

What is this? Last day of term?

Jack

Yeah, poems about horses...about as close as I'm going to get to one now.

No lock, no security. That's not how I would look after my valuable semen.

Chris

Your lamest, lame duck is good looking.

Tess

I don't think caring for people is necessarily a bad thing in a copper.