Jack quotes from Blue Heelers

Jack

They expect us to fight against filth but they won't let us fight dirty.

Jack

I'm in a wheelchair...or haven't you noticed?

Jack

Why not just run an ad in the Gazette? Jack Lawson pissed himself last night.

Jack

Yeah, I got let out for good spelling. Three years on the job and I've finally learnt that apprehended has two 'p's, not one. Not that it's hard when you're only doing paperwork.

Jack

Yeah, poems about horses...about as close as I'm going to get to one now.

Jack

It's my body! It's my risk!

Jack

Oh, I don't know, my great-grandfather went through Gallipoli, and he never had any counselling.

Tom

That's because they didn't have any!

Jack

Oh, I'd feel like a big girl, Boss!

Tom

Next time I want to punish you, I'll tell Doyle and McKinley you said that.

Jack

Oh, they're not big girls, they're terrifying women!

Tom

Mawson. Don't you read your $100 bills?

Jack

Oh, no, I've never had one, Boss.

Jack

Yeah, I told him he should set it in a cop shop manned by an aging Detective called PJ. Except give it a twist, make him gay. And then there's Jack. He's, ah, ruggedly handsome, quiet and determined. He'll be the real hero of the show.

Yes, yes, and of course Jack will get the girl.

Jack

Oh, PJ will get the boy!

Jack

You're really gunning for her, aren't you?

Tess

I'm not gunning for anybody.