Matt quotes from Blue Heelers

Jonesy

Amy's a good copper. She's as straight as they come, but she will listen to any reasonable suggestion.

Yeah well, you must know a different Amy Fox.

The video shop guy again?

The video shop guy's an evil bastard.

Tom

Oh, that looks serious.

No point making it if it's not. You want one?

Tom

Doubt it if my heart would survive it. I understand your concern about divulging information. I was in the army myself. Vietnam. A word in the wrong ear could lead to a platoon being ambushed. But we're coppers now. We rely on information. We can't do the job without it. You're not at war now, Matt.

We weren't in Timor to fight a war. We were peacekeepers.

Wait!

Don't worry...I'm not going anywhere.

We'll need to get onto the girlfriend...

Constable! You will not do anything without my go-ahead, understand?

What are you waiting for?

For that, you know, go-ahead.

Uh-huh. Call her.

When were you going to tell me all this?

When you were ready to listen.

Pig shooter.

Not quite the way I would've put it.

It's cool.

Tom

Cool. These blokes don't seem cool to me.

That's no Sergeant!

Who the hell's this?

This is the guy that stole the perfume from the chemist.

That's just a mannequin in a uniform!

And he'd also stolen these...

And this...

What's he gonna do...EURGH! He's all yours.

I'm sorry, Constable. Has he been difficult?

Well...he's been singing.

Did he just skip?

Or his pacemaker did.

Let's get him...

Nah, nah, nah. Hang on...it's not like he's gonna take all day.

Oh, drop the act.

Take me baaaack...

And no more singing!

Good work, Matt. Shoot it and bag it.

It was down there.