Alex quotes from Blue Heelers

W, A...

Uh..water? waterfall?

Tom

S, H, I, N, G...

Washing powder...

It's his shopping list!

What do you want me to do? Carry him to school?

I weigh 72 kilos.

That's impressive!

Mt. Thomas 509 to VKC, we'll attend.

Thanks, Mt. Thomas 509.

You're only encouraging him.

Jonesy

Well, at least he got the call sign right!

That's no Sergeant!

Who the hell's this?

This is the guy that stole the perfume from the chemist.

That's just a mannequin in a uniform!

And he'd also stolen these...

And this...

What's he gonna do...EURGH! He's all yours.

Come on, when was the last time you had something green?

Jonesy

Oh...last night. We had a packet of spearmint leaves, didn't we mate?

Eat your vegetables...Both of you!

Hey! Wait!

Dad!

Tom

I'll be in very good hands; I'm taking Acting Sergeant Kirby.

What?

Tom

I'll even let you drive!

I've said everything in my statement.

Jonesy

Humour me.

She likes me, she thinks I'm okay.

You think she's okay too, don't you? Suuuuusie!

You do realise he's got a bit of a crush on you?

Yeah, I did pick it.

I mean, I know it's harmless but anything you can do to let him down gently?

Oh I don't think I'll have to that will I? He'll soon spot some grade five cutie that he fancies.

You haven't made a move on her, have you?

Argh! Please!