Maggie quotes from Blue Heelers

Maggie

You know I love the way your mind works.

Maggie

PJ, the music is playing, the lights are on, both our cars are in the driveway...You wouldn't have to be a detective to work out we're here.

Maggie

Er, no, but I'm sure by this afternoon I'll be hankering for some company, so can I put in an order now, for what, a tall dark handsome detective bearing wine, some seafood, an overnight bag and ah...

Maggie

I just had this conversation with your wife!

Which conversation?

Maggie

This conversation!

Maggie

This is a real fun town, this.

Yes, it is! So, cheers!

Maggie

How do you go to England without a passport?

With much difficulty.

Listen Maggie, we've got a spare room.

Yeah, or we could shovel ours out for you Mag.

Maggie

Thanks guys but....

No really, I'll make sure Nick doesn't sleep walk

Maggie

It's not Nick I'd be worried about

Maggie

Hey Wayne, can you tell me whether I've spelt this name correctly?

Sure.

Maggie

Or is it with an I?

Thanks bigmouth.

Authority? It was a search warrant.

Maggie

She's a nice old lady, I didn't want to embarrass her.

Nice old...She's a fence!

Maggie

Okay, so she's a nice old fence!

Maggie

Dumped me? You never dumped me! God, you're up yourself.

It was me that stopped calling you, remember?

Maggie

Yeah, I remember. I also remember that it was the best day of my life.

Maggie

If you're gonna faint let me know.

Yeah, You'll catch me

Maggie

I'll move out of the way.

Maggie

What's that about?

I only work here. Might've found something on that nurse. Where are you going?

Maggie

I got something to do.

Oh yeah, well I only work here. The only one who bloody does.

Come to me my little shortcake, my little cream puff, my little piece of mmmm...

Maggie

Kiss me again and I'll kill you.

Hey, I love, I love a woman with passion!

Maggie

Well, what do you suggest I do with it? Stick it between my teeth? Plus, no one is going to check down there.

Oh well, let's just hope the safety catch is on, because Mamma Hasham is gonna want to have grandkiddies.

So, what do you want, a handshake? We're supposed to be hot lovers, will you kiss me?

Maggie

No.

NO?! I bet Tess doesn't play hard to get!