Amy quotes from Blue Heelers

In Xanadu did Kubla Kahn, a stately pleasure-dome decree.

What?

Nothing.

Chocolate, that's caffeine too, isn't it?

That's different caffeine. That's chocolate caffeine, that's good for the soul.

I thought you couldn't be seen with me.

Just making sure you don't nick any stationery on your way out.

I thought I was a serial killer.

Still need stationery.

You're asleep on your feet.

I was resting my eyes.

Yes, that's exactly what I tell Penny when I'm nodding off in front of the tele.

Not exactly a party chick, was she?

You're all heart, Garth.

I can be, given the chance.

Let's just stick to the matter at hand, shall we?

Did he ever talk about his family.

Hardly ever, that was probably the attraction.

Have you thought about a massage?

Thanks Sarge, but I hardly know you.

Let me try.

Try strangling him instead.

How sensitive is that thing?

See that magpie over there?

Yeah...

It just farted.

We've got a tobacco farmer knocked on the head, six bales of tobacco missing.

Six bales...what's that worth?

Bootleg tobacco...seven grand a bale...

Forty-two big ones. I'm in the wrong job.

You should get your husband to the hospital, Mrs. Cole. He could have concussion.

You spend your life at that hospital.

Now why didn't I marry a sympathetic woman like that?

What are you getting at?

We came into the station, you must have seen him and you walked out again. You missed the initial interview and now you want to charge him. You haven't even talked to him.

You saying I lack objectivity?

I'm asking if you two have a history.

You just crossed the line, PJ. My history is my history and no one else's, full stop.

First move now is to make a statement of exactly what happened.

I've already told him what happened, I told him three times.

And if you want to see a judge and jury laugh their socks off, you'll tell them the same story.

You are not my judge, PJ! No one is my judge!

Judge of what?

What are you doing here?

The jewellers on Penhope Road was knocked over.

Yeah, I know...that's why I'm here.

You want a coffee? Or maybe a scotch?

Don't tempt me.