Tom quotes from Blue Heelers

Tom

I think it's time to break out the emergency rations.

Tom

God help us it's not even midday.

Tom

Will this day ever end?

Tom

Just my luck, first prize I've ever won and the prize is broken.

Tom

Peroni, if I wanted a doorstop I'd go out and buy one.

Tom

Peroni, you're an idiot.

Tom

A gun is only a threat if the person it's being used against doesn't want to die.

Tom

The homicide crew can hardly do any worse than you lot.

Bodies piling up outside and you're flogging chocolates.

Tom

That's the difference between us, Danny. I would never be in your shoes.

Tom

Next time, tuck your thumb in like this...

Tom

Peroni didn't shoot anybody. He's a copper. Coppers don't shoot other coppers.

Tom

For once I agree with Peroni.

Tom

Computer. What's that?

Tom

These are the two that's been monstering Francis?? Put em in the cell!