Tom quotes from Blue Heelers

Tom

Oh, right. When Constables start reading your mind, I think it's time to quit!

Tom

Well, with respect, PJ, when I hear you two shouting accusations at each other so loudly that they can almost be heard by passers by on the street, I don't know whether either of you are capable of investigating this at all!

Tom

Since when was perjury on the year 7 curriculum, McKinley?

Tom

Don’t take that tone of voice with me!!!

Tom

If...if you don’t want me to pick faults, stop making mistakes, now your shift is over

Tom

Personal relationships between colleagues...friendship relations are fine, but...in my experience, office romances - can...ah...have a disastrous effect on discipline and efficiency and - look, the bloke can charm the birds out of the trees, but I mean, well, you must know about his track record with relationships.

Tom

I’m not gonna muck around, I was gonna give you a hamburger with the lot because you’ve been driving around in a car you knew was stolen, you knew Doug Healy took that tape and you kept ya mouth shut and you assaulted me. Now whether you resign or are dismissed, you’re going to be facing ongoing criminal charges, either way, you’re gone. You do have one friend left in this town, god knows why, she’s persuaded me not to press the assault charges.

Tom

Now get out of my site.

Tom

Hat, equipment belt, hand cuffs, leather jacket, “Freddy”

Tom

(to Maggie) Right, that’s the lot, take care of it would you please acting sergeant.

Tom

Jack is hunky, Jack is spunky...Jack can move and groove real funky. Jack Lawson, oh Jack Lawson, he is brave than Douglas Mawson.

Tom

As for you, Parrish, check your watch. When Mickey Mouse's club gets up by his ear, it means you should be at work.

Tom

More paperwork, thankyou.

Tom

If someone was going through the back streets of Mt. Thomas, assaulting innocent citizens, I think we'd have heard of it by now.

Tom

Sergeant, is this the new "across the board" interviewing technique, or is it just reserved for the more deserving cases?