PJ quotes from Blue Heelers

Was this before or after you took your pants off for Rochelle?

If you're not worried about mosquito bites in awkward places, neither am I

Life is very precious, just don't chuck it away.

Trouble is, I don't believe him.

What are you saying, the cows made me do it?

We need to keep our blood sugar levels up. Pork, fish, chicken. Major food groups.

If he comes back here, I give you permission to use your weapon on him. Garth leaves And if you leave your post again, I will use mine on you.

Brendan has just won first prize for the greatest number of lies told in one sentence.

People make their own choices. They live with their pain.

No one wants a party, mate.

I'll, uh, take this one Nick.

Just make sure she's not married this time, mate.

Maggie

This is a real fun town, this.

Yes, it is! So, cheers!

You're a bastard.

An attractive bastard.

A conceited bastard.

Hope that's not my ruler?

Don't get your knickers in a knot. It's Maggie's.

Listen Maggie, we've got a spare room.

Yeah, or we could shovel ours out for you Mag.

Maggie

Thanks guys but....

No really, I'll make sure Nick doesn't sleep walk

Maggie

It's not Nick I'd be worried about