PJ quotes from Blue Heelers

Now you know, now he's going to transfer one of us, we'll be gone. We'll be split up. Off to woop woop.

Maggie, he gave his life for you. That's not hate. That's the greatest act of love I've ever seen.

But Jack's a bloke!

Oh, Maggie, fighting Doyles. I love you.

Yeah, poor old iceberg. Going for a float and a dirty big ship runs right into it.

What is true is that I never want to wake up without you by my side. I need you bossing me around, organising me, telling me to put the cap back on the toothpaste, the milk back in the fridge. It's called life, Mags, and I haven't got one without you. You know we spend our whole lives looking for that one person, and I'm not going to give that up.

No lock, no security. That's not how I would look after my valuable semen.

Mate, you are going to have to stop destroying telephones.

Mal Yates is my Christmas present. He's the only one I'm likely to get. I want him.

Best excuse of the days wins.

I'm saying I love you.

Careful, Boss. Your chauvinism is showing.

She called me a bastard.

Oh? Over our little hissy fit, are we...oh, it's Senior Detective Hasham...

You keep your sick perverted eyes off Constable Parrish!