Professor Pyg quotes from Beware the Batman

Professor Pyg

Do you know how many birds had to lose their plumage so you could look atrocious? Do you?!?

Six?

Professor Pyg

Actually, it was a rhetorical question, but this one isn't. Would you like to know what it's really like to be a bird who can't fly?

Batman. Welcome to our summer lair.

Professor Pyg

Yes, we've been meaning to invite you over for tea and a good old-fashioned pummeling. Sadly, we're all out of tea.

Professor Pyg

Oh, drat, the police. Gotham's killjoys. I believe we should make a hasty retreat.

Oh, phooey and fiddlesticks.

Professor Pyg

Language, Mr. Toad.

Magpie

I think it's time to slice up some fresh bacon!

Professor Pyg

Give it your best shot, Tweety!

Professor Pyg

Poor dear. She's not as good as the Bat.

I concur. But it's nice to have a woman around the house.

Is that what I think it is?

Professor Pyg

Batman. With a bat-man.

How pathetically redundant.

One of you lucky girls is going to have the honor of becoming Mrs. Toad.

Professor Pyg

Now, Mister Toad, this is the most important decision of your life. Choose with your heart.

Absolutely. Eenie... meenie... miney... moe! Would you do me the honor of making me the happiest manphibian on Earth? (the woman screams)

Professor Pyg

That's frightened for "yes".

Professor Pyg

That's rude. How do you expect us to create a race of human-animal soldiers if you insist on interrupting? Why don't we settle this like gentlemen?

That would be dreadfully dull.

Professor Pyg

Do you, Mister Toad, take this soon-to-be non-human to be your unlawfully wedded wife?

I do.

Professor Pyg

And do you, soon-to-be non-human, take Mister Toad to be your unlawfully wedded husband? (Katana moans)

That means "I do", keep going.