Daedalus quotes from Beware the Batman

Daedalus

Down with creative oppression! This is justice.

No. I am justice.

Daedalus

Dang, the cops are totally gonna jack us for this.

Anarky

(talking form the shadows) They certainly would,...IF they catch you.

Look man, Batman already worked us. Go do your hero thing on someone else.

Anarky

Oh, I'm no hero. (Emerges from the shadows, revealing a hooded figure in a white suit and cape. His chest has a circle surrounding an A.) I'm a fan. I've been watching you for sometime. Daedalus, your authority challenging street art shows enormous promise.

Daedalus

It does?... I mean, yeah, duh.

Anarky

And you, Junkyard Dog, your knack for sculptural destruction I find... inspiring. (he frees them both from the handcuffs) I see genius in you both. I wish to be your patron. (Gives them high-tech weaponry and power tools) Consider this my first... "donation" to your art.

Dude, who are you?

Anarky

Call me... Anarky.

I not gonna play your game, Anarky.

Anarky

Oh, but you must. I've waited so long for a worthy opponent. One day, they'll write songs about our struggles. You fighting for order and peace. Me for chaos and destruction. (An explosion goes off near one of the nearby sky-lifts. Nobody is hurt.) That was just to get your attention. The real bombs...

Are on the gondolas, set to explode as they cross one another.

Anarky

How did you know?

It's the obvious move.

Anarky

Ouch. Regardless, there's only time enough for you to deactivate ONE of the bombs before they cross. Those poor people on the other tram... (makes a ticking noise. Batman attempts to stop the trams by shutting off the main power, until Anarky kicks him out of the way) NO! Stop them from moving... (Shows a detonator in his hand) ...Instant detonation.

A dead man switch.

Anarky

Oh course. I let go, BOOM! (Daedalus and Junkyard Dog appear, running and panicked)

Daedalus

Boss, Batman is right behind us, he's... (They see Batman)

Oh, dang!

Anarky

These two will stay and slow you down even more. I know you love a challenge. Not such an obvious move now, is it?! I'll be watching, Batman. I hope you can do it. I've wanted a worthy opponent for so long. (He leaves)

Daedalus

(Surrendering) We were just trying to express ourselves.

So am I. (Knocks out both with one punch each.)