Anarky quotes from Beware the Batman

Anarky

Welcome, Gotham City, to the art of destruction.

Anarky

Wake up, Harv. Wake up. Oh, goodie. You're not dead. That would have put such a damper on our victory.

Daedalus

Dang, the cops are totally gonna jack us for this.

Anarky

(talking form the shadows) They certainly would,...IF they catch you.

Look man, Batman already worked us. Go do your hero thing on someone else.

Anarky

Oh, I'm no hero. (Emerges from the shadows, revealing a hooded figure in a white suit and cape. His chest has a circle surrounding an A.) I'm a fan. I've been watching you for sometime. Daedalus, your authority challenging street art shows enormous promise.

Daedalus

It does?... I mean, yeah, duh.

Anarky

And you, Junkyard Dog, your knack for sculptural destruction I find... inspiring. (he frees them both from the handcuffs) I see genius in you both. I wish to be your patron. (Gives them high-tech weaponry and power tools) Consider this my first... "donation" to your art.

Dude, who are you?

Anarky

Call me... Anarky.

Anarky

Well done. I'm so gratified that you understand the game.

This isn't a game. In that gear, those two are dangerous. It's a miracle bystanders weren't hurt.

Anarky

Oh, I would've been fine with that. (slides down to Batman's level) It's the sort of random action that makes ME the better player. You, the black king, representing order, and me, the white king... well, I'm Anarky.

I not gonna play your game, Anarky.

Anarky

Oh, but you must. I've waited so long for a worthy opponent. One day, they'll write songs about our struggles. You fighting for order and peace. Me for chaos and destruction. (An explosion goes off near one of the nearby sky-lifts. Nobody is hurt.) That was just to get your attention. The real bombs...

Are on the gondolas, set to explode as they cross one another.

Anarky

How did you know?

It's the obvious move.

Anarky

Ouch. Regardless, there's only time enough for you to deactivate ONE of the bombs before they cross. Those poor people on the other tram... (makes a ticking noise. Batman attempts to stop the trams by shutting off the main power, until Anarky kicks him out of the way) NO! Stop them from moving... (Shows a detonator in his hand) ...Instant detonation.

A dead man switch.

Anarky

Oh course. I let go, BOOM! (Daedalus and Junkyard Dog appear, running and panicked)

Daedalus

Boss, Batman is right behind us, he's... (They see Batman)

Oh, dang!

Anarky

These two will stay and slow you down even more. I know you love a challenge. Not such an obvious move now, is it?! I'll be watching, Batman. I hope you can do it. I've wanted a worthy opponent for so long. (He leaves)

Daedalus

(Surrendering) We were just trying to express ourselves.

So am I. (Knocks out both with one punch each.)

Anarky

Congratulations, you countered my move. You passed the test.

It wasn't much of a test.

Anarky

You have no idea what a honor it is to be chosen as my enemy... It's a really big deal!

I thought I'd found an opponent to match wits with, but you're just another lunatic in a costume.

Anarky

Madness is the more interesting choice. Logic and order are so... predictable.

Unless, I make a logical choice to do something insane. (Batman grabs the dead man switch, punches Anarky, who drops the switch, and nothing happens to the skylifts.)

Anarky

WHAT?! Why didn't they explode?!

Frequency jamming disk. Unpredictable enough for you?!

Lady Shiva

You dare bargain with the League of Assassins? Are you mad?

Anarky

Without question.

Anarky

And who's this? A new pet?

Why don't you come down here in person so we can meet foot to face?

Anarky

I like her, Batman. She's like the pepper to your salt.

Anarky

Batman is driving rather slowly for someone with such a fast car.

The Batmobile's not as fast as it looks. Those rockets--just for show.

Anarky

You are a pistol, aren't you?

You have no idea.

You hired Deathstroke, and he turned on you.

Anarky

Psychopaths. You just can't trust them. You'd think I'd know that by now, but I'm a sucker for crazy.

Anarky

I'm disappointed. I thought we were cohorts. Collaborators. Partners!

Harvey Dent

Two's a partnership. Three's a liability.

Anarky

"Three"? It appears we're not only parting ways, but minds as well.