Commissioner Gordon quotes from Beware the Batman

Is Humpty secure?

Yes. When Humpty Dumpty wakes up from that great fall, he'll be rotting in a cell at Blackgate.

Barbara Gordon

That's right, Croc. You want some girl power, bringing the hammer down? Oh, you gonna cry? Well, you can wipe those eyes with my foot!

Barbara! What's going on in there?

Barbara Gordon

Dad, this is Creed. Creed, my dad.

Creed Courtman

Nice to meet you, sir.

Ever been arrested? Any history of insanity or homicidal thoughts?

Barbara Gordon

Dad!

And what kind of name is Creed? Are his parents cult members or hippies or something?

Barbara Gordon

Stop! This is important to me. Turn off your... copness this once, okay?

My "copness"?

Barbara Gordon

Any leads? Anything I can help with?

Sweetheart, I appreciate that. But for the next hour, all I care about is hot water on sore muscles. And yes, I know how girlie that sounds. And I don't care.