Barbara Gordon quotes from Beware the Batman

Barbara Gordon

So, what perp are you after today?

First, it's "dad", not "lieutenant". Second, "perp"?

Barbara Gordon

Yeah, perp. Bad guy.

I know what perp means, Barbara.

Barbara Gordon

Hey, Dad. I got us that low-fat low-salt corn-beef hash you like.

Barb, you know I happen to like the one with extra fat and extra salt.

Barbara Gordon

Now you're in for it, secondary bad guy. Batman and...

Katana.

Barbara Gordon

Batman and Katana are going to tenderize you.

Barbara Gordon

Wow. Batman is so cool. And did you see? He works with a girl. I could totally be like her one day. When can I have a grapnel?

Not until you're old enough.

Barbara Gordon

When will that be?

Never.

I am officially the worst father of the year for letting you do this.

Barbara Gordon

Dad, I just have to hardwire my laptop into Fall Point's internal network. Once I'm in the kernel, I can destroy the Cortex. We'll be heroes.

We'll be dead! This place is crawling with ninjas.

Barbara Gordon

They won't kill us, they'll just take us hostage. It's all good.

Barbara Gordon

So... I did good?

Yeah, kid, you did good. But let's keep it between us. Especially the part about stealing Gotham PD equipment.

Barbara Gordon

You got it, Lieutenant.

Are you sure I didn't overshoot it? It seems like I've gone too far.

Barbara Gordon

Positive. It's just a little further. Unless the schematic is outdated.

Wait, what?

Barbara Gordon

Nothing. Keep going.

Barbara Gordon

You can't open that hatch without a blowtorch.

No problem. The belt has one. Goggles, too. This belt's pretty handy. Maybe I should get one for myself.

Barbara Gordon

Can I have one, too?

Barbara Gordon

Are you okay?

I'm a little busy, Barbara. But no.

After the Blackgate incident and all the trouble with the Ion Cortex, Batman wants me to train you. Consider it payback.

Barbara Gordon

Cool. Now can you let go of my neck?

Barbara Gordon

That's right, Croc. You want some girl power, bringing the hammer down? Oh, you gonna cry? Well, you can wipe those eyes with my foot!

Barbara! What's going on in there?

Barbara Gordon

Dad, this is Creed. Creed, my dad.

Creed Courtman

Nice to meet you, sir.

Ever been arrested? Any history of insanity or homicidal thoughts?

Barbara Gordon

Dad!

And what kind of name is Creed? Are his parents cult members or hippies or something?

Barbara Gordon

Stop! This is important to me. Turn off your... copness this once, okay?

My "copness"?

Shall I go over the specials again?

Creed Courtman

No, that's okay. We'll have the lobster... and an order of fries.

Barbara Gordon

French fries. And lots of ketchup.

Barbara Gordon

Take me to the subway terminal on Ninth.

Creed Courtman

The subway? Why?

Barbara Gordon

Because subways are cool. I support public transport. Don't you support public transport?

Creed Courtman

Yeah, sure, I like it. But I do have this... car.

Barbara Gordon

Ninth Street Terminal. Step on it.