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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Tatsu Yamashiro

You have a very quiet footstep, Mr. Wayne.

As do you, Ms. Yamashiro.

Tatsu Yamashiro

And judging from your home gym, you have a killer exercise routine.

[impressed with Tatsu's amazing skills from earlier] I saw you in there. You live up to Alfred's glowing recommendation.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Look, I know you don't think I am necessary, but let me assure you. I always take my work very seriously. So, please... keep an open mind.

I always do.

[Tatsu holds out her hand, and Bruce takes it in his, and they shake hands, and Bruce walks away. After Bruce left, Tatsu peels off a piece of plastic from her hand and smiles cheekily as she looks at Bruce's handprint on the plastic]

Tatsu Yamashiro

(about Bruce) A secret elevator to a private library. Not only does this guy have too much time and too much money, he's a geek, too.

Alfred Pennyworth

(controlling the batmobile from the Bat-Cave with a video-game like remote control to confront Daedalus and Junkyard Dog) And I actually thought he was going to let me REALLY drive for once.

(Anarky and Batman are in mid-battle, when Anarky kicks Batman to a lower level)

Well done. I'm so gratified that you understand the game.

This isn't a game. In that gear, those two are dangerous. It's a miracle bystanders weren't hurt.

Oh, I would've been fine with that. (slides down to Batman's level) It's the sort of random action that makes ME the better player. You, the black king, representing order, and me, the white king... well, I'm Anarky.

(Anarky and Batman have continued their fight.)

I not gonna play your game, Anarky.

Oh, but you must. I've waited so long for a worthy opponent. One day, they'll write songs about our struggles. You fighting for order and peace. Me for chaos and destruction. (An explosion goes off near one of the nearby sky-lifts. Nobody is hurt.) That was just to get your attention. The real bombs...

Are on the gondolas, set to explode as they cross one another.

How did you know?

It's the obvious move.

Ouch. Regardless, there's only time enough for you to deactivate ONE of the bombs before they cross. Those poor people on the other tram... (makes a ticking noise. Batman attempts to stop the trams by shutting off the main power, until Anarky kicks him out of the way) NO! Stop them from moving... (Shows a detonator in his hand) ...Instant detonation.

A dead man switch.

Oh course. I let go, BOOM! (Daedalus and Junkyard Dog appear, running and panicked)

Boss, Batman is right behind us, he's... (They see Batman)

JDJunkyard Dog

Oh, dang!

These two will stay and slow you down even more. I know you love a challenge. Not such an obvious move now, is it?! I'll be watching, Batman. I hope you can do it. I've wanted a worthy opponent for so long. (He leaves)

(Surrendering) We were just trying to express ourselves.

So am I. (Knocks out both with one punch each.)

(Batman works to disarm the bombs, when Anarky ambushes him, and the two fight until Anarky pulls out the dead man switch.)

Congratulations, you countered my move. You passed the test.

It wasn't much of a test.

You have no idea what a honor it is to be chosen as my enemy... It's a really big deal!

I thought I'd found an opponent to match wits with, but you're just another lunatic in a costume.

Madness is the more interesting choice. Logic and order are so... predictable.

Unless, I make a logical choice to do something insane. (Batman grabs the dead man switch, punches Anarky, who drops the switch, and nothing happens to the skylifts.)

WHAT?! Why didn't they explode?!

Frequency jamming disk. Unpredictable enough for you?!

Tatsu Yamashiro

One got away.

That happens. It doesn't justify murder.

Tatsu Yamashiro

I didn't have a choice.

You always have a choice. You can save lives or take them.

Tatsu Yamashiro

I don't need an ethics lesson from a nut dressed up like a bat.

Too bad. You just got one.

[Batman stops Tatsu Yamashiro from murdering] Once you cross that line, you can't go back.

Tatsu Yamashiro

You're never completely safe.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Get back? Where are you going?

Hot date. Well, as hot as a date can be at a museum reception.

Tatsu Yamashiro

What about Dr. Burr?

He's not my type. Don't wait up.

Alfred Pennyworth

A shirt that expensive, I'm surprised the cuffs don't link themselves.

I need to find out who's after Burr.

Alfred Pennyworth

Perhaps you should search Dr. Burr's lab.

Thank you, Alfred. You know I've done this before, right?

Alfred Pennyworth

And you're getting better at it every day.

Alfred Pennyworth

The ones that can dodge bullets are always a bother.

[Tatsu Yamashiro has been injured in a fight] How bad are you?

Tatsu Yamashiro

I'm alive.

Good. Stay that way.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Careful. I'm starting to think I was wrong about you.

You wouldn't be the first.

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