Bruce Wayne quotes from Beware the Batman

Bruce Wayne

Please tell me you packed my Batsuit.

Bruce Wayne

I don't like secrets, Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth

You are the very definition of a secret, Bruce.

Alfred Pennyworth

The Batmobile is prepped and ready for you, sir.

Bruce Wayne

...Change of plans, Alfred. Tonight, you drive. (Alfred looks surprised, mostly because he has a broken leg in a cast)

Bruce Wayne

[on P.A.] Ms. Yamashiro, this is Bruce Wayne, could you please meet me in the trophy room?

Tatsu Yamashiro

Mr. Wayne, you wanted to see me?

Tatsu Yamashiro

[smiles mischievously] This job just got interesting.

Tatsu Yamashiro

[arches her eyebrows suspiciously] What are you hiding, Mr. Wayne?

Tatsu Yamashiro

You have a very quiet footstep, Mr. Wayne.

Bruce Wayne

As do you, Ms. Yamashiro.

Tatsu Yamashiro

And judging from your home gym, you have a killer exercise routine.

Bruce Wayne

[impressed with Tatsu's amazing skills from earlier] I saw you in there. You live up to Alfred's glowing recommendation.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Look, I know you don't think I am necessary, but let me assure you. I always take my work very seriously. So, please... keep an open mind.

Bruce Wayne

I always do.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Get back? Where are you going?

Bruce Wayne

Hot date. Well, as hot as a date can be at a museum reception.

Tatsu Yamashiro

What about Dr. Burr?

Bruce Wayne

He's not my type. Don't wait up.

Bruce Wayne

I need to find out who's after Burr.

Alfred Pennyworth

Perhaps you should search Dr. Burr's lab.

Bruce Wayne

Thank you, Alfred. You know I've done this before, right?

Alfred Pennyworth

And you're getting better at it every day.

Alfred Pennyworth

Uh, Bruce, exactly what did we purchase in there?

Bruce Wayne

Hormone-free bovine glands. I'm experimenting with my body's need for sleep. Currently it's four hours. I'd like to get it down to two. Certain glands are rich in adrenals.

Alfred Pennyworth

Very good. I look forward to blending them up for you.

Bruce Wayne

Don't say one word.

Alfred Pennyworth

What, and make you even more flustered?

Bruce Wayne

I'm not flustered. I'm not!

Alfred Pennyworth

Don't worry. I'll keep your bovine glands on ice.

It's okay. You don't have to tell me anything. I don't need to know what happened to know you feel betrayed by those you trusted most.

Bruce Wayne

Trust is overrated. I think I'm gonna give it a rest for awhile.

Bruce Wayne

You know, I've always argued that no one needs therapy more than therapists, and now you're proving my theory.

A keen insight. It's a shame you have no one in your life to appreciate it.

Bruce Wayne

Said the shrink with the crossbow and the ninja boyfriend.

Alfred Pennyworth

One of these days, your luck will run out.

Bruce Wayne

Just hope you're not there when it does.

Alfred Pennyworth

Oh, I do, every day.

Alfred Pennyworth

You might consider taking it a little easier on her.

Bruce Wayne

I might, but I won't.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Ugh! What's that smell?

Bruce Wayne

It's Parijat bark.

Tatsu Yamashiro

How is that even on the menu?

Bruce Wayne

I own this restaurant. Now let's get to your training.

Tatsu Yamashiro

Really? Now? Couldn't we wait until after the cheese course?

Bruce Wayne

You need to train your mind to let your instincts tell you when something is wrong.

Tatsu Yamashiro

When do you turn it off?

Bruce Wayne

I don't. I can't.