You had motive, you had opportunity, and let's not forget yesterday you said you wanted to kill him.
If I was capable of killing someone would you still be alive?
[Becker walks into the back]
[to Margaret] He didn't do it.
“Super Bob” · Season 3
In this episode: Dr. John Becker (3), Reggie Kostas (2), Jake Malinak (1), Linda (1), Bob (1)
What's the matter with you people? I didn't kill that guy.
BBob
[coming out of phone booth] Hey, Becker, you know that guy you killed? I just got his job.
I didn't kill anybody, Bob! What'd you just say?
BBob
I'm your new super.
But Alexei just died this morning. How could you even know about the job?
BBob
I owe it all to Linda.
Linda helped you? My Linda?
BBob
If, by "help", you mean left your office as soon as she heard the old super croaked, ran to your building, gave them my resume--which, by the way, she wrote--acted as a reference, and wouldn't leave until they agreed to hire me, then, yeah, she helped!
But you don't know anything about being a super!
BBob
What's to know? Jake can do it, for crying out loud!
Hey!
BBob
Not to mention it's the deal of a lifetime--good salary, free apartment, and I get to sit on my ass all day and pretend I don't speak English. It's what I was born to do!
This can't be happening.
BBob
Don't worry. Whatever you need, day or night, my door is always open, and thanks to my new passkey, so is yours.
Jake, do you realize what this means?
Yeah, Bob has someplace else to go.
Hey, this could be great for business! I could make a working man's special!
Why don't you make a John Becker special?
Oh, I would, except for who'd buy a sandwich made of crap, bologna and bullsh--
Hey!
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