Becker, Bob and others in “Super Bob”

What's the matter with you people? I didn't kill that guy.

[coming out of phone booth] Hey, Becker, you know that guy you killed? I just got his job.

I didn't kill anybody, Bob! What'd you just say?

I'm your new super.

But Alexei just died this morning. How could you even know about the job?

I owe it all to Linda.

Linda helped you? My Linda?

If, by "help", you mean left your office as soon as she heard the old super croaked, ran to your building, gave them my resume--which, by the way, she wrote--acted as a reference, and wouldn't leave until they agreed to hire me, then, yeah, she helped!

But you don't know anything about being a super!

What's to know? Jake can do it, for crying out loud!

Hey!

Not to mention it's the deal of a lifetime--good salary, free apartment, and I get to sit on my ass all day and pretend I don't speak English. It's what I was born to do!

This can't be happening.

Don't worry. Whatever you need, day or night, my door is always open, and thanks to my new passkey, so is yours.

Jake, do you realize what this means?

Yeah, Bob has someplace else to go.