“The Bearer of Bad Tidings” · Season 2
In this episode: Linda (4), Margaret (4), Dr. John Becker (3)
[Linda stands up with a post-it note stuck on her forehead]
I had a message for Margaret but I can't find it.
Was it to tell her Mrs. Cooper called?
Wow, it's like you read my mind.
Some are easier than others.
[Becker walks away and Margaret comes in]
I have a message for you.
Was it to tell me Mrs. Cooper called?
Wow, you people are freakin' scary.
[Linda goes in the back]
I won't tell her if you won't tell her.
Uh-Linda?
Yes?
I meant Linda.
Yes?
You're both named Linda?
Yes.
I just had that creepy feeling I had in medical school watching the cell divide.
She can help out. She can do half my work.
Doing half your work is what you do.
Of all the things we needed around here, another Linda was not one of them.
Just for today, you are Beth.
I don't like the name Beth.
I do, can I be Beth?
I want to be Beth too.
You can't both be Beth.
Why? We're both Linda.
Let's pick our own names.
I want to be Margaret.
No, I want to be Margaret.
I want to be dead.
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