Okay, here's the thing--
No no no NO MORE THINGS!
“The Hippocratic Oath” · Season 2
In this episode: Dr. John Becker (22), Linda (8), Regina Kostas (6), Jake Malinak (5), Margaret (2), Patient (2)
Don't tell me you didn't order any bandages.
I ordered ten thousand. I'm just not sure where they are.
Well, here's a good idea: LOOK!
I know it's none of my business, but this Brad guy sounds a little young for you.
RKRegina "Reggie" Kostas
He's not that young.
BBrad
Could you cut the crust off my sandwich?
RKRegina "Reggie" Kostas
Crust off. [gives thumbs up] Got it!
Hey, Reg? You know how women are always trying to change guys? Now you got one that'll probably need changing every couple hours.
What is this? National Incompetence Day?
Linda, will you answer that damn phone?
Oh, all right. [answers phone] Hello, damn doctor's office!
LLocksmith
I smashed my hand!
Oh, why does everything happen to me?
Linda, help Theresa catch that kid! And find me those damn bandages!
What about the kid?
First, do what I tell you then do what I told you!
You know, yelling doesn't solve anything!
OH, YES IT DOES! IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER!
(accidentally pulls a fire alarm) Oh, I hate when I do that...
(to two firefighters) Oh, come on. Just because you hear an alarm, does that mean you have to come racing over?
You're fine, Jake. Just don't listen to any more of that astrology crap.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Although, I am an Ares and she did say that that's a fire sign--
Oh, get out!
(sees all the boxes in the office) What the hell happened here?
(long pause) Okay, here's the thing...
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