Alright, so what do we know about this kid?
I picked him up at Burger World, but he didn't have any I.D., or anything. Says his name is "Cornholio."
The hell kind of a name is that? Is that his first name, or last?
Um...I dunno, it's the only name he gives.
Cornholio...could be Spanish. Probably Italian. Doubtful.
Well, that little bastard devoured my taco burrito combo on the ride over.
Well, probably Mexican.
Says he's from Lake Titicaca.
Lake Titicaca?
Lake Titicaca! Titicaca!
Alright, find out where the hell Lake Titicaca is.
Nicaragua!
Nicaragua?
Agua for my bunghole! Bunghole!
Oh, yeah. And he keeps saying he needs "T.P." for his "bunghole."
What the hell's a bunghole? Can you find out what a bunghole is?
You are a bunghole! And so am I. There will be more bungholes after me!
[reading from dictionary] Here, I got the dictionary. "Bunghole: a hole in a barrel or keg used for pouring in or drawing out liquid."
This kid's messed up. Just take him back to Mexico and drop him off with the others. Let the federales deal with him.
Okay, Cornholio. Time to go back home.
Are you threatening me? You will give me T.P., bunghole!
Yeah, yeah. Alright. I know your bunghole needs T.P. We'll get you plenty of T.P., just as soon as we get you back to Mexico. And your bunghole will be just fine.
I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.
Me too. Come on. This way, Cornholio.
The bunghole! It is nothing to be ashamed of.
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